i crashed my car into the bitch
is she ok
i don’t care
I laughed wayyy too hard.
I just died XD
naruto has spent more time turning into a horde of naked men in private than practising one of the strongest a-rank jutsus known to shinobi
I just can’t
I just want someone who’s gonna choke me a little while we fuck, maybe even when we kiss. Someone’s gonna push me and pin me up against the wall as I wrap my legs around their waist. Someone who’s not afraid to pull my hair and grab me tight enough to leave bruises on my skin, reminding me who’s in charge and who I belong to.
Is that too much to ask for?
I have a few copies of “Playboy” from the 1970s stashed away somewhere. One of them has a letter where a guy writes in saying, “I met this really gorgeous, sweet woman, and we were planning to get married, but she sat me down yesterday and told me that she had a sex change before she met me. Mr. Hefner, should I marry someone who used to be a man?” and the response was, “So she had a sex change, big whoop. Would you be asking this question if she’d made any other change in her life before she met you? You love the woman she is now, and that’s all that should matter. If you want kids you can adopt or something.”
I feel so conflicted right now
That awkward moment when Hugh Hefner is more trans-positive than most feminists of the same era.